National Day or MP Day - TOC

Anything happening in August? Ermm, Theres this cute girl that I know who has her birthday during August. What? National Day? what's that? oh THAT THING. hahaha, Yeah. I thought it was something important. Narhh it's just another military showcase event. Just like China back in the 50's! All that money spent on cheap (and i do mean lousy) fireworks, propaganda and shit. If you ask me, NDP's theme should be about our National Shame, the abandonment of the greatest generation that created our nation. That being said, Happy Birthday Jaz!